Disposal

Bang
by Elizabeth Barber, NSW
Student, Aged 14

When I die, I plan to be cremated, and my ashes placed into a rocket and shot up into space. After 10 years orbiting the globe, the rocket will explode in the night sky, like fireworks, so all my friends can know where I am. If that doesn't work out,(would cost about 10 million), I want to be stuffed and put on display in my home, or once again, shot up into space (stuffed) so I can scare the astronauts on MIR. I don't want to be buried, because then no one can talk to me. It'd be very lonely underground. If I have to be buried, I want to be put into one of the tomb thingys with a statue of something on top, so then I can become a landmark in the cematery. It would be so cool. People would think I'm a vampire, and kids would go on dares to see who could spend the night at my grave. Boo!

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